Our team enjoyed these “you may know me from my greatest hits” tweets so much that we decided to compile our very own “album” of “greatest hits.” This is basically the soundtrack of our lives [at the office].
Hi! I’m a small business owner. You may know me from my greatest hits “okay, now what can we learn from this?” “health insurance costs how much?!” “oh, our team can totally do that!” and the oldie but goodie “we need to have a heart to heart about this.”
Hi, I’m a business owner. You may know me from my greatest hits “have you updated Slack and FunctionPoint yet?” “how can we think outside the box on this?” and my [actual] favorite “that sounds like a win-win!”
Hi. I’m a CFO. You may know me from my greatest hits “when are you planning to invoice that?” “is all of your billable time in?” or the one that plays on repeat “do you have the receipt for that?”
Hi, I’m an account manager! You may know me from my greatest hits “I’m not great at math, but I don’t think that’s in the budget,” “that’ll only take like 15 minutes, right?” or “just do whatever it takes!” Other office favorites may include “loop me in on that” and “let’s talk offline.”
Hi, I’m an intern 🙂 You may know me from my greatest hits “anyone else need anything from the store?” “I’ll take notes,” or “how can I help you?” But my favorite hit is “what’s the next office celebration we need to plan?!”
Hi, I’m a web programmer. You may know me from my greatest hits “the link has been updated, please clear your cache,” “are you running the latest version of your browser?” or the chart-topper “I’m sorry, I’m not able to replicate that behavior on any current OS/browser combination.”
Hi! I’m an event planner. You may know me from my greatest hits “don’t worry, I’ll take care of that detail,” my eager “travel is no problem for me!” and the ever-so-gentle “it’s a bit late to make big changes at this time…”
Hi, I’m a graphic designer. You may know me from my greatest hits “I don’t think that follows the style guide,” “do you have a high-res version of this file?” “Photoshop doesn’t really work that way…” or the soul-crushing “you want me to do all of that in 15 minutes?”
Hi, I’m a social media manager ? You may know me from my greatest hits “how can we make this into a video?” “impressions don’t measure success,” “what hashtags should we use?!” “any ideas for posts today?” and the pleading “is everyone up-to-speed on the employee advocacy program?” ?
Hi, I’m a copywriter! You may know me from my greatest hits “yes, I can proof that before you send it,” “the rule for that change is…” or the beat that really hypes me up “I vote we use the Oxford comma.”
Hi, I’m an instructional designer. You may know me from my greatest hits “we can try to squeeze that in,” “well, research suggests learners actually learn better if…” or “what’s the best way to structure this?”
Hi. I’m a customer support rep. You may know me from my greatest hits “I understand your frustration,” “I apologize for this inconvenience,” and “okay, let’s get this fixed right away…” Did I mention the song that plays on a loop “I apologize for this inconvenience”?
Hi, I’m an IT guy. You may know me from my greatest hits “have you tried sending yourself a test email?” “did you try restarting your computer?” or “have you installed the latest system update?” And the latest top hit “I’m not sure why your team calendar isn’t syncing.”
